What Was That Weather Report?

Moving water that hits a drainpipe at an angle swirls into a funnel formation.  The water becomes more forceful within the funnel.  Its tail twists down the air pocket into the pipe and flows with the pull of the Earth.  This type of drainage is useful in yards, sinks, and toilets to prevent the formation of a sewage abyss.  This drain is useful, that is, until it's clogged.

No, when there's a clog there's no flow and there's no funnel.  No funnel means no added force.  No force means no twisting nor movement.  No movement.  Water is at a standstill.  You might say it's been dammed.  You might say you've been damned.  If it's at your house, you might be damned with damage from the dam.  If the damned dam damage is outside, you could be damned a second time with rain.  Rain on the dam.

What was that weather report?  Could be dammed.  A weather report could be at a standstill.  It may put you at a standstill.  When you think you know what the weather will be, you're stopped in your tracks, not knowing really what to do.  Even after hearing a weather report you probably don't know much more than you did.  The weather reporters are dammed because they don't really know either.  No one really knows the weather until there's been a result.  The good thing about results is that you know what could happen next time.

Yes, experiencing this earthly manifestation is the importance of the human experience.  We learn from it.  When people have created dams, damage has been prevented.  When there's a clog and a failing drain dam, damage can be created.  All in all we know from past dams there's no moving water.  With no movement there's no force, no funnel.

Hmmm.  No force, no funnel.  In the air that would be a good thing because then there would be no damage.  A twister forms in the sky when moving air hits an air drain.  The twisting increases the force of the air which pushes the moving air down until a funnel is formed.  It's the funnel touching the ground that causes the damage.  As long as the Earth keeps moving, the air will continue to move and twist.  So what do you do?  You keep the twister from forming a funnel.

Whenever there's a tornado watch, find out where the low density pockets are in the air.  It's these air pockets that serve as a drain for the moving air.  The drain helps the twister form the funnel.  If the air pockets change to a higher level density so that they act like a clogged drain, the moving air will slow or move in another direction without ever touching down.  Cold air has a higher density than warm air, so the air pocket density would have to change by providing cold air replacements.

Since air moves and the air pockets may also move, everyone in a storm needs to take action to protect their own property from damage.  The only way to take this type of action is to keep a snow cannon in a freezer during the tornado watch.  When the tornado watch becomes a tornado warning, get your snow cannon.  Take the snow cannon outside and use the dam water to make snow and blast it up into the air.  The freezing air will then clog the air pocket and dam the air.  The air will be dammed and there will be no damage.  Damn those funnels to hell.